Thank you for taking the time to meet with us last weekend. You may recall our previous visit was two summers ago when we also had a grand time with you.
We were somewhat disappointed this visit in your frosty demeanor, but we understand that your tumultuous upbringing and continuing issues with Tongariro Maunga contributes to this underlying condition. We did, however, appreciated you keeping your chronic propensity to violence, brought on by your unfortunate asthenospheric magma issues, well under control during our visit.
And we were pleased to note that your recent elevation to a person appears to be agreeing with you.
Attached is a photo of you and Aimee as a gift for your 120, 684th birthday later this year. We hope you like it, and we look forward to seeing you again when you are feeling better.